Lovejoy 3:06 Wed Jul 8
Is there a difference between garden parties and BBQ’s?
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Asking for a friend.
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Jaan Kenbrovin
3:59 Wed Jul 8
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It's all swings and roundabouts.
For instance, a BBQ poolside outdoes a garden party, unless Michael Barrymore turns up.
Where as an illuminati nuns and vicars tea cake garden party with Anne Diamond and Wincey Willis is great, until both Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan turn up.
Don't ask.
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jfk
4:32 Wed Jul 8
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BBQ - "Nice one Dave,what time we starting?"
Garden Party - "Fuck off."
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Alfs
6:04 Wed Jul 8
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In my experience, you drink Stella in one and Pimms cocktails in the other. Both usually end up messy but the level of violence used in the former is much, much worse.
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Sven Roeder
7:01 Wed Jul 8
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A garden party doesn’t have a bbq or involve any cooking of food just sandwiches & finger food.
And often tea instead of alcohol
I don’t believe anyone in the UK had a proper bbq in their garden 25 years ago before Neighbours appeared on tv.
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isca hammer
7:22 Wed Jul 8
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Me and my race (ginger) have been been roasting pigs for millenia.
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Dowies Love Child
10:14 Wed Jul 8
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What you do in your spare time is your own business. Now let's try to bring the conversation back to BBQs.
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Darlo Debs
10:30 Wed Jul 8
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Mezzaforte did a song called garden party but not sure anyone has done a song about BBQ's
Is that any help?
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Stickleback
10:51 Wed Jul 8
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Garden parties don't generally involve smoke or carcinogenic food.
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Northern Sold
11:26 Wed Jul 8
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I think the difference is if you have a BBQ you are a SELFISH CUNT
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
11:32 Wed Jul 8
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The bugle comes out at BBQs.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
11:39 Wed Jul 8
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BBQs involve the giving and taking of stick.
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Kaiser Zoso
11:48 Wed Jul 8
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Garden parties involve the serving of crab paste and cucumber triangles, with the crusts cut off.
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Far Cough
11:53 Wed Jul 8
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Garden parties will involve some cunt turning up in three quarter length trousers
AVOID
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:55 Wed Jul 8
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If it's at Buckingham Palace, it's a garden party.
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Mr Kenzo
11:57 Wed Jul 8
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Downton Abbey v Home and Away
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Toe Rag
12:04 Wed Jul 8
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Both include gobbling sausages of some sort.
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SecondOpinion
12:46 Wed Jul 8
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Garden parties require good behaviour. BBQ's are the opposite
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BRANDED
12:56 Wed Jul 8
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One has a guaranteed BBQ, the other may or may not.
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Mart O
1:19 Wed Jul 8
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I'm no fan of BBQs, but surely only elderly ladies and NOOFTERS go to garden parties...
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geoffpikey
1:41 Wed Jul 8
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Jaan Kenbrovin 3:59 Wed Jul 8
"It's all swings and roundabouts."
That's a PLAYGROUND party. Men called Hugh attend. "Scouting" ?
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